Live ridiculous & embrace your inner monkey!
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What is COM?
The Cult of the monkey is a society of fun loving ridiculous individuals who on occasion, pro-actively strive for the extraordinary. Every 6–8 weeks we run an out of the ordinary event with the aim of being as memorable and as fun as possible.
How to get involved?
People are only signed up to COM when they have demonstrated their ability to connect with their inner Monkey (i.e. be massively fun). You need to be given the COM green token to be able to attend our events!
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Mariokart Go Karting
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Big Bird, Roof Top Bar Crawl
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Star Wars Laser Tag
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Tour de Boris 2016
How to get involved?
People are only signed up to COM when they have demonstrated their ability to connect with their inner Monkey (i.e. be massively fun). You need to be given the COM green token to be able to attend our events!
Monkey Manifesto
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1. Embrace Your Inner Monkey
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2. Dont Worry Be Monkey
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3. Give A Monkeys
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4. Time is Monkey
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5. Only Use Gorilla Marketing
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6. Reclaim The Word Monkey From The Racists
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7. Softly Softly Catchy Monkey
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8. Long Live The Kong
Jungle Shop
A Monkey Mug-ging
A Monkey mugging is secretly sending someone a Monkey Mug. A Big Don’t Worry, Be Monkey Hug in a Mug. You cannot buy a monkey Mug for yourself, you have to buy it for someone else who you think deep deep down far far in is an absolute legend and always will be. All proceeds from Monkey Mugs go towards fancy dress and our chosen charities.
Monkeying Around .
TUUUBBBBBIIIINNNNNGGGG 2020
If you are able to bring your own inflatable GREAT, but we have absolutely loads 🙂
Location:
Narrow Boat pub
Date:
12 September 2020
Monkey Xmas: Nativity pub crawl
Nativity themed fancy dress hugely encouraged. If you get lost, head for the nearest pub with Star in the title…
Location:
Angel of Islington
Date:
7 December 2019
The Seven Sins Monkey Halloween Tournament
Entrants will compete through 7 themed challenges: Sloth, Gluttony, Jealousy, Greed, Wrath, Pride and Lust.
Location:
Worlds End, Camden
Date:
2 November 2019
30 Activities in 30 hours 30th birthday challenge
30 activities. 30 hours – a big Hastings weekend of Birthday FUN.
Location:
Hastings
Date:
12 October 2019
TUUUBBBBBIIIINNNNNGGGG
On Inflatable Animals down Regents Canal… BEST ACTIVITY EVER!! You will not fall in…
Location:
Regents Canal
Date:
21 September 2019
Jonny’s Wimbledon mini Tennis Birthday
Tennis Event of the year with strict all in whites dress code. Including singles, doubles, mixed and games Jonny has just made up..
Location:
Bethnal Green Gardens
Date:
10 August 2019
Winter Olympics
Involving Speed skating, Kurling, Nordic combined, skiing, snow-boarding, bobsleigh, ski jump, figure skating and Christmas Karaoke.
Location:
Sobell Leisure centre ice rink
Date:
15 December 2018
Monkey World Cup challenge
A day of football themed drinking in celebration of the World Cup, including giant football beer pong and drunk five aside.
Location:
Deuce Studio HQ
Date:
30 June 2018
Twelve days of Christmas Pub Crawl
Twelve themed pubs, lots of singing and Xmas fancy dress – It’s going to be like Xmas but better!!
Location:
12 London pubs
Date:
9 December 2017
Pirate Inflatables Pub Crawl
Inflatables, Rum, Pirate fancy dress and super soakers floating down the Grand Union Canal – what could go wrong? arggghhhhhhhh!!
Location:
Grand Union Canal
Date:
27 August 2017
Grand National Pub Crawl 2017
Epic race around London pubs with Horse in the title dressed as Horses, Jockeys, Owners and Hedges
Location:
Horse pubs
Date:
8 April 2017
Monopoly Pub crawl Boggs Tally 2017
22 squares, 22 pubs all dressed as monopoly pieces. Will we make it round? Ermmm No.
Location:
London
Date:
28 January 2017
Tour de Boris 2016
Tour de Boris is a drinking and cycling challenge while dressed as Bojo! Who will be crowned Mayor of the Mountains?
Location:
London
Date:
8 October 2016
Starwars Lasertag
Have you ever wanted to dress up as stormtrooper and battle Jedi till the early hours of the morning? Well now you can!
Location:
Super Tag
Date:
4 May 2016
