Did you get mugged today?
Don't worry its a good thing!
The person who gave you this Monkey Mug thinks you are an absolute legend and always will be, not the surface you, but the deep deep down far far in you that never changes.
You're 98.8% Monkey. Don’t forget that!
In other words they think your inner Monkey is King bloody Kong. So if you’re ever stressed out or worried about anything, look at this Monkey Mug and remember you are 98.8% Monkey.
Don't worry, be monkey.
Live ridiculous and embrace your inner monkey!